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Saturday, June 18, 2005

.: i'm itching to bitch (part 2)

yeeeeeeeeeeeesh, i attribute my prev post to PMS. ordinarily, i dun have the skill to be that bitchy... ( i almost picked a fight with 2 bitchy catty strangers when i got off Orchard MRT earlier, all due to... PMS).

Digress abit: its amazing wat girls can get away with just by blaming that monthly PMS. moodiness, big servings of rich chocolate cravings, horniness, bitchiness, neediness (and the list goes on).

i guess its a bit like guys always blaming their testosterone levels for their horniness...

"Can't help it wat? She show, I look la... Blame it on my raging testosterones." yes, that sure does have a familiar, annoying ring to it..

ok, now coming back to the subject: Having a full day thinking bout it, i think there's no need to diss her again n again la huh? enough already. i think the poor girl's got more than her fair share of attention and its not like she does anything particularly wrong. and its not like we er.. you all havent watched porn before.. so wats the big deal? none really (pun not intended this time). her pics are done tastefully by the way. i supposed sg-eans might have grown tired (NOT!) of looking at the massive amount of multinational porn out there, they need to look at sg tits for a change or maybe cos she's the first sg-ean to possibly flashed nude in her blog, thus the big hoohahs..

if you all are still itching to bitch/read about the issue, then i suggest you read this:

xiaxue's 'like huh?'

i find her entry bout this issue quite entertaining... oh, and while you're at it, u guys must look at the photoshop before and after photos xiaxue did up for her.. hahahha.... funnniee..

personally, i'm more perplexed by (n i cant stand) girls who aspire to look like matchsticks and consider the stick-insect as the ultimate representation of the female figure....

....yes, how v sexy. right... it is rather worrying really, and no, its not because of i'm jealous i'm not characterized as part of the 'stick-insect club' or anything. nooo...

my best friend and i had a bus-stop discussion bout this topic, and we both agreed that to us, the female figure should be curvy. slender curvy, full curvy, voluptous curvy... whatever... That is what distinguishes us from the lads and the little girls. we are supposed to have boobs and buns. Let there be no mistake about it. let us women revel in having boobs and buns! not try to make them disappear! good god.. we were still perplexed by this whole 'invasion of the stick-insect' phemonemon by the time our buses arrived and we said bye-byes.

dun get me wrong, i've nothing against skinny girls, but if i see you being anal bout food and picking them to death just so u can successfully disappear behind a lamp post, i'd personally order the richest choc cake around, with a pint of ben n jerry and devour it shamelessly in front of u. just to see your reaction and ultimately, to irritate you.

i also dun have anything against u if you're thinking of dieting for health reasons, or to simply look and feel better. by all means do so. but if your collar and hipbones are already protruding, and your tight-cut levi's are slipping off your ass (or the lack of it), then i suggest u stop dieting already! but noooo... these girls dun know when to stop i tell u, they go on n on, until they achieve 'stick-insect' status and lose all their assets.

i mean its just such a waste granting u a 'woman' status, if u dunno how to appreciate having woman's assets, u know?

bottomline: stop dieting like you're in somalia..

r.z 3:11 AM 0 comments