dang, i shoo-ed a lizard from my kitchen only to helplessly watch it dart straight for my bathroom. and yana has not taken her shower yet. now yana is afraid to enter the bathroom cos of the stoopid lizard.

u know what i cant stand bout lizards? its their little beady eyes and pale, thin skins. especially when they are turned over upside down and i can see their insides underneath their bellies and thin skin. urgh, not too mention their magik detachable tail.

i had this horrid horror tale... a long time ago, i woke up to find a detached lizard's tail on my bed. i couldnt sleep on that bed for days afterwards. its traumatic imagining the close encounter i must have had with the tail-less lizard before it dropped its tail on me. in the dark recesses of my mind, i could also vaguely remember spotting a dead tail-less lizard on my bed at the same time. but i could be wrong. i have pretty over-active imaginations sometimes. tho not to the point of being delusional, mind u.

anyways...

i finally had my threesome today. my partners were gorgeous, smooth and had sexy butts... woohoo....


what were u thinking.....?

and check out this sexy butt..

too bad i dun have a shot of my bf''s butt. that one even sexier still. and NO. u are NOT allowed to check out his butt. only the bike's. the other one all rights reserved only to me, me, me.

the bike finally lost its virgin pillon status to adrian, who volunteered earlier on to be the crash test dummy. so now that both the ctd and its rider are safe, comes my turn to try.

lovely lovely ride. the wind in my hair, the dewy smell of fresh air and the chilly wind against my skin. minus the occasional hair slapping me on my face, all will be perfect. i dun consider myself a minah motor. even when he was riding his phantom, we din take his bike often. he would park it near my place and we'd go take public. plus i'm not one of those spoilt brats who'd demand her bf take her places on his bike for whatever selfish reasons she might have. but having said that, i have always enjoyed a ride on his bike when i had the chance. even more so now. and i know a good ride when i go on one..

is it true dishy bikers with gorgeous bikes attract even more minahs? im should go canvas his bike. and i told him he should go wear baju kurung and songkok and kain samping tied up high high near his chest all the time. i mean, too much of a sexy thing in one location without the proper protection of a gf is not good for the gf, u know? and just now, while we were getting ready to ride away, i spotted this minah in the carpark hanging around directly in front of us checking him and the bike out, i wanted to poke her eyes out of their sockets. i was secretly hoping im would speed past her and blow smoke in her face, but of cos, he never did.

i m evil like that.

*additional note*
ps: ever noticed how malay girls tend to jerk up their asses high when riding on racers? i wish n wish n hope n pray that i dun look like that...