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Friday, September 16, 2005

.: animal language

dengue fever cases is on an alarming rise, as we all know. i close all my windows now. its so stuffy, i can hardly breathe. and i m gonna get insect repellent for my dad. its getting me paranoid, ive started talking to invisible mosquitoes. i strongly believe animals understand our language.

dear mosquitoes,

i know there have been numerous attempts on my part to kill u off. i'd spray u silly and slap u to death, intentionally too, no less. but right now, i m making an appeal. no matter the breed, please stay away from me n all my loved ones. we really dun taste good, i promise u. our skins so thick u wont even get through the epidermis layer. so save your trouble, leave us alone. if i dun see u, i promise not to kill u and not to join NEA support group in their massive effort to exterminate all of ur kind...

love;
ooziee

i talk to animals, sometimes. and waves to cats (but gets seriously embarrassed when people catch me doing so). but mostly, i just tell lizards and other thingies they have 3 seconds to scram. if they stay put, i take it that it is justifiable to for me to get rid of them.

i m not all tat weird la, really..

r.z 2:29 PM 3 comments

3 comments

Anonymous ...: Dear Ooziee,

Considering that it is our nature to feed on blood, I don't see how any of us is in a position to stop biting the likes of you.

While I certainly agree that upon occasion you are indeed 'thick-skinned', nature has evolved us such that we can penetrate elephant and rhinocerous hide, so human skin is nothing really. And besides, how can you possibly appreciate the sweet, exquisite taste of fresh blood drawn from an oblivious girl happily sleeping in bed. Oh, it tastes good, don't bother trying t convince us otherwise.

And one other thing: I happened to fly past your window last night and noticed how obviously uncomfortable you appeared stating inside a bedrooom with all the windows closed shut. I found it odd and not a little funny because it seems to me that it would make more sense to get mosquito repellant of some sort so that you can continue being comfortable in a well ventilated room, while forcing us out as effectively, if not more, as shutting all your windows. Goodness knows we simply can't enter a room when those mosquito repellant fumes are in the air. But well, if you'd rather stuff yourself inside a room like that, well, it's up to you: one of us has to suffocate (either you in that room or us with the repellant fumes) so we're not complaining if you take it upon yourself to do the suffocating.

Ta-ta, and thanks for understanding.

Regards,
Mosquito; 3:25 PM
r.z ...: dear mosquito,

thanks for not only reading my post, but also taking time out to reply to it. altho i have been talking to animals all these while, this is indeed the first time that i m engaged in a conversation with flying insect, (the only other time i had an animal talk to me was when a spitting cobra hissed inches away from my face-tat wasnt a pleasant experience. i was scared shitless n was shivering for a long time afterwards). as such, i m highly flattered. it also reinforces my belief tat animals understand human language n so i shall u try to talk u all again from time to time.

judging from ur post, u must be from the non-aedes breed since ure not up n about feeding on humans on a hot humid afternoon such as today.

reading ur reply, i find it odd and also a little funny too, hearing a mosquito suggesting to me an effective way to banish u moskies outta my house without sacrificing my comfort. i appreciate your concern.

thanks for the suggestion and for peeping by my window last night. no wonder i heard a buzzing sound outside. nothing is as comforting as knowing some pest is just outside my window peeping in on me. next time, just knock and say hi, ok?

i shall consider your suggestion bout the mosquito repellent, since u said its effective.

tatatititutu for now, and thanks for being on our side. do continue to read my blog. i discriminate against no-one, or, in this case... er, no-thing. except mebbe, bitches in their human form.

love;
ooziee; 11:53 PM
Eileen ...: OMG! OMG! u haf an extraordinary talen t my lady! Hurry shoo them all away..*scratches my mosq bitten back*; 4:39 PM

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