Saturday, June 24, 2006

i have had enough.

if you are one of the dimwits who insist on sending chain mails, please stop. it irritates the heck outta me, not so much so because i have to clear all the spam from my mailbox, but rather because i cant begin to comprehend how you can still believe all these nonsense despite having lived for more than 2 decades. yes, i have almost zilch tolerance for idiots. (if you are a kid tho, i totally understand how you can be that gullible).

for example: if i were to ask you to send this bulletin to 241 people within the next 189 seconds failing which: "the love of your life would emerge 0.128 meters in front of you wearing a bib and adult diapers and nothing else, then he/she would proceed to knock your silly, empty head with a milk bottle and you would have bad breath for the rest of your life."

would you believe me? of cos not, like d'oh. because like all other chain mails, it is entirely MADE UP, people!

so please, try to exercise some common sense before you blindly believe all these chain mails, then scare yourself shitless and start spamming other people just because 'you don't wanna have bad luck in your love life for the next 8.74 years' or something.

in order words: use your God-given brain, dammit!

yes, i m in a cranky mood. crankier than usual. i m feeling lethargic, my eyes are heavy, i still have remnants of fever, my throat is sore, i have not showered. i have not eaten. i am smelly and hungry. i m left alone at home on a saturday afternoon and i m in no mood to wash my laundry.

you dun wanna mess with me.

r.z 3:13 PM  0 comments