Saturday, July 15, 2006

......... and you claim you hate liars. this coming from the original delusional, backstabbing witch herself. *rolls eyes*

i forgive darling, but i never forget. unfortunately, i have a knack for remembering details. right down to your pretend boyfriends, your pretend phone conversations, your pretend dates and your attempts at spinning juicy pretend stories out of thin air inspired by your christopher pike-s and sweet valley high-s.

your attempts to poison your girlfriends against me, dun think it went unnoticed. it didnt. yes dear, we all know you were the one throwing your unfounded stories left, right, center. it must have been an ambitious 'project' for you. all those pretend dialogues and storylines that you have to conjure. plus all impromptu lies you must have had to make up along the way to prevent your story from tripping.

in the end, it was your ambitious project that blew your cover and granted you the title of 'miss pretend'. rest assured, i havent found anyone who come close to snatching that title away from you yet. i hope i never will. you can keep your sash and your pretend crown. i know you have always wanted to win some kinda pageant or the other. well, this title certainly suits you. you earned it.

you were such a storyteller. oh you.

r.z 12:17 PM  0 comments