Tuesday, August 29, 2006

doofus maximus part 1 and 2

doofus maximus part 1: 6 pm

wait... just wait... i may be rushing off for my cardio now but when i'm done i'm gonna spill the beans on that doofus maximus who got me so seething mad, my legs were practically shaking.

if she were a log (a hollow one, at that), i'd no doubt saw her in half with a blunt jagged knife.

doofus maximus part 2: 10 pm

hello! i am a much happier person now compared to 4 hours ago cos:
1. i cooked yong tau fu for my family,
2. i downed 2 bowls of it,
3. my classmate came up to me today and asked if i go to the gym too cos she could see my muscle (which is non-existent really, but if she can see it, yahoo!)and
4. i got my adrenaline rush and endorphin fix.

endorphin naturally makes you a happier person, and happier people (me, inclusive) are less likely to bitch about a bitch no matter how bitchy the bitch can be(tch).
so i am gonna let the doofus maximus matter rest.

suffice for me to assume when i tapped on doofus maximus' shoulder TWICE and asked doofus maximus to bug off TWICE to join the queue behind 1013 other people instead of planting her single-cell self next to me, that message was lost somewhere between the hollow of her thick skull and her synapses- only, doofus maximus doesnt have any..

case closed.
nights all..

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